Irreplaceableness jokes
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
On the lines of "I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous,"
I'm dying to live forever!
You know what relationships and life? They both come to an end.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Community talk
Where there's a will, there's a way, kind of beautiful And every night has its day, so magical And if there's love in this life, there's no obstacle That can't be defeated For every tyrant, a tear for the vulnerable In every lost soul, the bones of a miracle For every dreamer, a dream, we're unstoppable With something to believe in Monday left me broken Tuesday, I was through with hoping Wednesday, my empty arms were… Read more