Iris jokes

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.

What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Iran: We can beat the USA.

Japan is typing...

Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?

Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?

Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.