Ire jokes

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

The wheels on the bus go round and round!

Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.