Ire jokes
Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
if i had 8 good women what does that mean
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.
Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.”
Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...”
Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.”
Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’”