Inside Job jokes

What makes 9/11 an inside job?

Someone started calling it 10/7.

What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?

An inside job.

What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?

They're both inside jobs.

My nephew hated working outside in landscaping, so I got him a job in the twin towers; I don't know why he keeps complaining about it being an inside job.

The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

Three citizens were going through an exam to become agents of the FBI. Their instructor handed the first guy a gun in a room with his wife and said he had to shoot her. He walked out in shame and said he couldn't do it. The second guy had the same scenario. He put the gun up, but couldn't pull the trigger, so he walked out in shame. The third guy was put in the same scenario. He walked out and told the instructor, "The gun wasn't loaded, I had to strangle the bitch."

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

So, I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company.

Everyone is mad, but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.