Ingratitude jokes

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.