Ingratitude jokes

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.

So I treat everyone like garbage.