Ingraining jokes

Your hairline goes so back that it’s ingrained in history.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

Closer kin, deeper in!