Infrared jokes
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
What is black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.