Inconsistency jokes

9/11

  • When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

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  • Abortion

  • Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive.

    Miscarriages are okay because God did not want the baby to be alive.

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  • Sync

  • The Titanic, just like my phone, IT JUST WON'T SYNC.

    Edit: Never mind, it started to sync...

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  • Status

  • Why do some couples make their status "single" after a small argument? Like, I don't put "orphan" after I get into an argument with my family.

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