Impropriety jokes

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

I got sent out of a library for putting a women's rights book in the fiction section.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.