Impropriety jokes

And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?

If a woman says she needs to set boundaries between you and her, you would be crossing it if you are a Mexican.