Impregnation jokes
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
Memes
Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.
Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Memes
Community
I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more
Do not impregnate a toaster.
TONIGHT ON SMNN: A SPECIAL REPORT INTO THE ART CRAZE INVOLVING BUCKETS OF CUM BEING DUMPED INTO EVERY HOLE OF A WOODEN PANEL. A SPECIAL THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO CONTRIBUTED THEIR EJACULATE IN SPITE OF NO NUT NOVEMBER, CREAM PIEING INTO EVERY CREVICE AND IMPREGNATING THE TABLE. AS THE JIZZ HARDENS, THE PIECE IS PREPARED FOR SHIPMENT TO, YOU GUESSED IT, OHIO.