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Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A black pickup truck is seen from behind on a road. The truck is heavily adorned with numerous crude and politically charged bumper stickers covering its rear window and tailgate. On the top left of the rear window, a sticker reads "MAKE AMERICA CUM AGAIN". To its right, another sticker says "FUCK DA NRA" with the NRA logo crossed out. Below these, a large sticker proclaims "GET ON THE CUM TRAIN". On the tailgate, a sticker on the left reads "ONLY MY WIFE CAN FART ON MY BALLS!". In the center of the tailgate, below an American flag decal, a smaller sticker states "I WILL NOT CUM". Further down, a white sticker with "TOYOTA" and "STOP THE CUM!" and "JUST SAY NO TO CRANKIN OFF" is visible. On the right side of the tailgate, a sticker says "L'TS GO BRANDON", a euphemism for "Fuck Joe Biden". Below this, another sticker reads "REAL PATRIOTS MAKE THE BEST BOTTOMS!". Further down, "WHITE CUMS MATTER!" is displayed, a crude parody of "Black Lives Matter". To its right, "SHIT BLUE" is visible, likely referring to Democrats. Below "WHITE CUMS MATTER!", a sticker demands "IMPREGNATE BIDEN!". Other small stickers include "STOP THE WIPE!" and "TRUMP TRAIN". The truck's license plate reads "NVR CUM". The truck has "4x4" on its mudflaps and a large exhaust pipe.
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    • Toaster

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A picture of Elon Musk in a hospital bed is shown. Above the image reads "Roses are red I'm not a boaster" and beneath the image reads "Elon Musk Rushed To Hospital After Attempting To Impregnate Toaster".
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    • Nude

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • An illustration shows the Joker character from Batman embracing a pregnant blue frog character wearing goggles and a vest (Crazy Frog). The background is pink with small hearts. Text overlay reads: She asked for a nude. I sent her a pic of Joker gently embracing an impregnated Crazy Frog, and she blocked me. Then I realized she wanted a nude of my body; I, a fool, sent one of my soul.
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    • Woman

    That guy · 4 years ago

    • Women say their baby daddies are trash like... woman, didn't he impregnate you and didn't he win your heart? I mean, he's not trash, you are!

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