Immobility jokes
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
I can't stand being in a wheelchair.
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
Ever since I needed a wheelchair, my husband has been so rude. He’s been pushing me around and talking behind my back.