Immobility jokes

Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?

A: Right where you left 'em.

What's big, round, and can't move?

A vegetable!

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"

If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?

My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.