Illegal immigrant

Illegal Immigrant Jokes

Alabama

How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?

If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.

E T

What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. eventually went home!

Predator

What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.

Moment

The moment when you tell an illegal immigrant to go home and he walks to the jail cell and closes it.

Bill Cosby

What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

Aliens vs. Predator

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