How does a rapper greet someone on a COLD DAY?
"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"
Priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube... priest asks what are you guys doing the boys answer the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on
-Dude, What is your favorite rapper? -He is very cold blooded -Why? -He is Ice Cube
Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes
