Ice Cube Jokes

What do you call a rapper who LOVES winter sports?

Ice Cube.

How does a rapper greet someone on a cold day?

"Yo, is the temperature Ice Cube, or Vanilla Ice?"

A priest walks outside and finds two young boys sitting on a big ice cube. The priest asks what they are doing. The boys answer that the priest always likes a couple of cold ones before he goes on.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

So I guess Ice Cube was right, Eazy's dick smelling like MC Ren's shit, and Eazy died of AIDS.

- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?

- He is very cold-blooded.

- Why?

- He is Ice Cube.

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.

Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.