Hydrofluoric Acid jokes
Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
