Hydrofluoric Acid jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?