Hydrofluoric Acid jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.

Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?

Who else would think of adding gas?

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?