Howe jokes

Add joke

Pedophile: You dropped your candy.

Girl: Thanks!

Pedophile stares as she slowly bends over to pick up her candy.

Pedophile: It looks a bit dirty, do you wanna come back to my house and get a new one?

Girl: How far is your house?

Pedophile: It's that white one right over there.

Girl: You mean that van next to a dumpster?

Pedophile: Yep, it's that one.

Girl:.... Sure! :P

Audience:.........Dumbass girl.

  • 0

    • How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb?

    More than 9 because my basement's still dark.

    How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

    How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

  • 3

    • So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?

    Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"

    How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?

    He didn’t, there was no lift...!

    Wife: "How would you describe me?"

    Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

    Wife: "What does that mean?"

    Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

    Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

    Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

  • 1

    • How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

    Apparently not enough to impress him.

  • 2

    • How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?

    You nail its other hand to the floor.

  • 1

    • How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

    Must be more than 9 because my basement is still dark.

  • 1