Howe jokes
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
How to tell your kid he's adopted:
Son, I'm a virgin.
When did “yo” mean Hello?
They are so different, how did they come to mean the same thing? Did someone just walk up and accidentally say “llo” instead of hello and people were just like “what did you say?” and the man being embarrassed just made up a story and say “oh, I said yo, which means hello in my original language."
How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
How can you save a depressed person from a tree?
You cut the rope.
Chuck Norris gets paid $2 million a month training Bear Grylls how to survive in the “harshest conditions on earth.”
Chuck Norris trained Dude Perfect how to do it.
Chuck Norris told those three men how to climb Trump's wall.
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