Hoppity jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.