Hoppity jokes
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
"Bunny was so hopping to see you this week."
What do you call a one-legged hippo?
A hoppo!
Where do bunnies go when they're sick?
The hoppital.
A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."