Hoppity jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.