Hoppity jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
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"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
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What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
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What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?
A frog in a blender.