Hoppity jokes
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
"Hippity hoppity, the school shooter spotted me."
"Hippoty hoppity, women are property."
If someone has a gun and tries to shoot you, just say, “Hipity hoppity, that gun is my property.”
Hippity hoppity, women are property!
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.