Honorary Degree jokes

What's worse than having an honorary degree from Harvard? Being homeless and having an honorary degree from Harvard.

The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.