Homeland Security jokes

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

When you're working in the Twin Towers and your computer connects to the airplane wifi.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"