Homeland Security jokes

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"