Head of Homeland Security

Which wade nigga, there's like a hundo

what does my role even do

the og wade

Sick

not you jake

i said the OG wade

Bro got caught

btw jake im the president

OOO OOO AH AH

Why am I the head of education I'm literally dumb as hell

I’m not jake

jake

And you can’t name yourself president

okay i guess wade's dating madi

No wade is president

No

yes

I’m dating madi

It's jake

Well

no i am

Jake is

uh huh

but you

I hereby claim the title of president

I'm not anything I'm the divine ruler

no

I am a god

i'm president

i am president

of wje

i head the executive branch

I'm the god so I have a higher role

No youre not

Nigga who am I?

yes

i am

I finna wanna have a role

You may be president, but Jake’s the king

So many Wades

NO

he's not

OOO OOO AH AH

He actually is

Wait Wade wheres Wade

Wade has a whole fan base now

Idk Wade I haven’t seen Wade

im president

Inegnious I sent u the pfp on the chat

Join us Ingenious

worstjokesever.com/jokes/636aebc8b0eff9f8dfbac2ab/kingly-discussion

Ask Wade if he’s seen Wade

Read that amy

Wade niggas, assemble, like the Avengers typa shi

Amy is president but I am a god and I have higher power than her.

Hell yeah

I can do it later

WADES ASSEMBLE

*appears*

idc

im president

No Wade is president

No you’re not

no

hehe, u can't spell assemble without ass

im president

And Wade is Vice President

no

Ass cymbal

im president

And then Wade, Wade, and Wade, are the cabinet

Wade because he has a giant fan base <3333

Ass simple

i hate you

all

I will get Matt to personally tell you that you are not president

idc

im presient

Ass pimple

im president

Guys all in favor of Wade being president say chimichangas

I dont wanna be department of education

NO

Like Casey

IDC

KYS

IM PRESIDENT

^^^

Chimichangas

fine then if i'm not president

Chimichangas

Big Nigga Wade's dick is still bigger though

i have the offical playlist

Chimichangas

taco taco

ok

I want a new role

jkae

Wade has the offfical playlist

NO

i have ot

Yes

hes in jail he went to my school

You’re not the president and you don’t have an official playlist

either i'm president or

I

Wade has both

MADE

IT

FIRST

YOU

DUMB

IDIOT

No you didnt

Wade’s is better

Bitxh

Bitch

yes i did

YEA GET HER WADE

Yeah mine is better thanks Wade

wades

Nigga am I finna be a Civil Right's Leader like MLK Jr. ?

No problem Wade

everyones the smae

Ligma balls

fuck

i want somehitng

Bet

give me something

amy

Amy u get nothing

president

no

what

Amy you get a smile and a pat on the back

amy you president

NO

YES FOR SURE

I DONT WANT

ALL IN FAVOR SAY CHIMICHANGAS

A SMILE

AND

A PAT

ON

ELECT ME NIGGAAAAAAAAA

THE

CHIMICHANGAS

BACK

JAKE

PLEASE

Y’know what you can be the WJE official color autist

LET ME HAVE SMETHOGN

How about that

WHA?T

THERE IS NO JAKE THERE IS ONLY WADE

I’m not Jake im Wade

amy

THATS STUPID

I DONT WANT THAT

WHAT

you are president

There’s so many Wade fans…

wadesw the best

Wade no N*gger Wade is the president

Wade is the best, can confirm

Hi wade

Wade look it’s your new love interest

ew

Hi Spinach

Spade

♠️

Hi Spinach

if you say troll romance

♠️

i will

Fs, I is finna be the greatest president

TROLL ROMANCE

NO

NOOO

NO

nO

r

TROLL ROMWNCE

ewd@ER$t

34tg

34r

♥️♠️♦️♣️

r3

Wat

g

3

34r34

r

34

r

rr

Facts

we

e

e3

2er

3

r

r3

r

r23

3

r3

23

r

Stop spamming

32

r3

stop spamming

Please

get blanched

Wade tell her to stop spamming Wade

Wade stop her

The problem is that when the subject of troll romance is broached, our sparing human intellects instantly assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable.

But we will do our best to understand regardless.

Humans have only one form of romance. And though we consider it a complicated subject, spanning a wide range of emotions, social conventions, and implications for reproduction, it is ultimately a superficial slice of what trolls consider the full body of romantic experience. Our concept of romance, in spite of its capacity to fill our art and literature and to rule our individual destinies like little else, is still just that. A single, linear concept. A concept usually denoted by a single symbol.

<3

Troll romance is more complicated than that. Troll romance needs four symbols.

Lil nigga stop spamming or yo daddy finna hit you with the belt

😭😭😭😭😭

Very smart Wade

NO

its ashton right her

AI typa shi

here

WADEJAKE

HI WAD

JADE

CAN

I

HAVE SOMETHING

yes

Why are there so many wades 😭

president

Wade is the best

wade

JWADE

PLEASE

Ryan Reynolds’s

wade

ashton make dis ur pfp since ur rizzfull

Wade

rizzler wade

Rizzler Wade!

BRB Wades!

I am so confused

AMYY

YOU ARE PRESIDENT

WADE leave her alone

she president

F in chat

Who are you all?

No she’s not

yes i am

I AM

Why is everyone named Wade….

I DESERVE TI

who could've done dis crime 😭😭😭

Wade is love Wade is life

STOP

turn into hello kitty wade

amen

A men

STOP

Does that even exist?

treat me like white tee

yuppers (maybe)

Ew not generation alpha kid

use dis

im za last set of gen Z so no

amy go vote

everyone go vote

i cant vote since i made it

asdfghj

JAKE

Where’s Jake?

Have you seen my daddy, Madi?

Where is spider man

WHERE IS HEEEE

ITS YOU

No im Wade

Wade come tell her

wadey poo

Hi chunke

wazzzzuppppppppppp 🤪🤪🤪

Jake

im gonna bite u

with u keep messin with me

I CANT TELL

..?

Ew.

More wades

One was enough

what

MADI

hes on drugs

MADI HI

ANGEL

HI

hi

WHERE R THE ITHER WADES

i didnt know tmrw was friday

I GUESSS

A CERTAIN JAKE

theres a furry wade

on the pother post

DOESNT WANT ANY

PHOTOS

FR A SHAME

MADI

HI

Arf arf!

YES HI AMY

WAIT WHAT PHOTIS NO

PLEASE

FUCK IT IM JAKE

GIMME

I WANNA SEE

MY PRETTY GIRLFRIEND

simp

real

YEAH BITCH I AM A SIMP

JAKE CHECK UWU

imagine

IM SIMPING HARD FOR HER

super intense minecwaft player

squirells in my pants

jake

imagine

Sucking imaginary male penis

is dat wat donut is doing?

Arf Arf, rawr

YES

Nah cause this shit’s real

go away

JAKE

IT'S NOT AI

THERES GRAMMER MISTAKES

why are there so many wades

one was more than enough

no

yes

100%

gotta catch em all

120%

Ofc.

may ur funny

Stfu

but it's behind a screen

jake dheck uwu'wdqed'e'

YEAH JAKE

UR NOT WADE ANYMORE RIGHT?

NO IM NOT WADE

I’M JAKE

then

change

the name

YOUR BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND/DADDY

I CAN ONLY CHANGE IT ONCE EVERY 24 HOURS

Hey everyone

MM >:{

ruh roh raggy

hello

dead?

Hey shnookums

dead ssite fr fr

AMYYYY

WHERE DID YOU GO

simp

no lurics mr

*yrics

I THREW A WISH IN WELL

DONT ASK ME ILL NEVER TELL

I LOOKED TO YOU AS IT FEEL

simppp

BUT NOW YOUR IN MY WAY

lil bro

siiimp

go outside you walking vampire

thats kris

you spent 17 hours on rdr 2 over a weeek end

look at his pale ass face

ISAAC

POKSIES

hey amy

hey toast

wheres isaac

pookie

what does grooming mean

hint

it's something you do a lot

what does it mean

i not grooming im not doing that

im not a pedo anymore

Huh?

why

why is there a wade family

this site is dead

always

DAGER

DAGGER

hey msafdi

HI!

Where dani!? i miss her :(

its been ....... 8 or less or more hrs...

ethan

Yes?

fake wade?

Awww

lol

wsp origin wade

huhu

bro why everyone die.

Wsp orig ethan

idk

hey wade

wade u busy wht u doin

I’m in class rn lol

Sup toast

Wade where’s Wade

Wade’s right here Wade

what the hell

What about N*gger Wade?

Idk where he is

Rip

F

F

wade say F now

F

So many Wades. 🤣

ethan

want to join?

Dagger u should join us

Even Jake is in on it.

yup

Where’s Jake? Haven’t seen him all day

Where’s Jake btw? I haven’t seen him

make deadpool have a dagger up his ass

F what wade with rizz??????????

YO CHUNKEE

is your bro

ash

wazzupppppppp🤪🤪🤪

U HAVE TO DO STAAR PRETEST WHEN U GET BACK?

wym.

ashton>

Ethan u should join us

?

is there a make up test?

yeas

join wht?

Be Wade

yes

wade

nah sry lads

kk

i'll do a seasonal events

oh!

I don’t wanna change anything to my account. I’m just too lazy.

wsp!!!

lol

understandable

FR ONG

ethan do dis

ill make u da pfp

FUCK YES ACTUALL

🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥📢📢📢📢 Hell nah 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥📢📢📢📢

Based

ETHAN BE CAR WQDE

or deadpool getting stabbed js in general

IDK WHAT TO NAME IT

Getaway driver wade

I can do that

HAZAAA!!!!!!!

UR WELCOME!!!

HELL YEAH ALL THE WADS

badass

honestly i still have best one frfrfr

noice

yk if there was no hellcat i wouldn't have done it

...

Basically me

fax bruv

Back again nigga!

YES

lol

MISSED U BRO

Wsg gang

Missed you too nigga

big d randy

it messes

with my brain

WHY JAKE

Basically us

IM SORRY BABY

He my opp

WADE

rip

wat za fuq is going on wit za purple one

NAH U HATE BIG D RANDY>?

NOW

cuh i;; get ppls on u

I GOTTA CALL U SMALL DICK WADE

Oh that’s Madcap

HEY DONUTTT ITS ME ETHAN!!!!

BAHAHAHHAHAHA

Nigga he tried to bust my guts open when I was sleepin n shi

buss 😫

IWS ( im with stupid) yes this is me

o oki

smh

DONUT IM BEST WADE FFRFRFRFRFRF

HELLCAT WADE ME FFRFR

CAP

IM THE BEST WADE

Nigga I'm the best wade!