Holy Roman Empire jokes
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Community talk
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”
My brothas..how often do you think of the Holy Roman Empire?