Holy Roman Empire jokes
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
Do you know why God created wars? To teach Americans geography.
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Community talk
“ When the Jews return to Zion - And a comet fills the sky - The Holy Roman Empire rises - And you and I must die - From the eternal sea he rises - Creating armies on either shore - Turning man against his brother - Till man exists no more”
My brothas..how often do you think of the Holy Roman Empire?