Hms jokes
Your mama so fat she sunk the HMS ship!
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.