Highschool jokes
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
like this if you don't like school.
I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Son - Dad, I've been expelled from school for having sex with a girl in my class.
Dad - Son, that's the 2nd school this year! Maybe teaching isn't for you!
