What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
When I was in high school, me and my friends would play with this girl who had Down syndrome.
We would get into a circle around her and say, "Nightmare, nightmare!"
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
