High Holiday jokes
What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
