High Holiday jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
