Hide and seek champion jokes
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.