HI jokes
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Hi, what's your name?
I don't know, I'm disabled.
What did the trumpet say to Trump?
"Hi, fellow trumpet!"
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How did Steven Hawkings die?
His wife tripped over his charging plug when he was at 2% battery.
Why did Joey drop his ice cream?
He was hit by a truck. (Don't worry, the truck was fine.)
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Hi, Dad.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.