Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
HI Jokes
Hi, Dad.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why did C.S.C fail the Trig test? Cosecant remember his own name! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
A guy went to the doctor and told him that whenever he drinks a cup of tea, his eye hurts. The doctor brought him a cup and asked him to drink. When he finished, the doctor told him: "From now on, take off the spoon."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
When your husband can’t afford a punching bag, he uses his wife.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
A man looks at his friend and says, "If you and a friend go camping and you two get really drunk, and in the morning you wake up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone?" The friend says in a disgusted tone, "No." So the man says, "Okay, let's go camping."
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
