HI jokes

How does a prostitute that has blond hair and polish and a gay white male kill erectile dysfunction for his clients?

He performs fellatio on them.

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

If a gay white male with blond hair is a prostitute, you will get $175.00 back for a blowjob if you give him $20.00. If you give a can of sauerkraut to a gay white male that is a prostitute with blonde hair and who is also Polish, you will get the money back that he paid for the can of sauerkraut if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. And if you wanted a blowjob from a gay white male that is a prostitute that is Canadian and Polish with blond hair, you will get the money back he paid for the bottle of maple syrup at the grocery store if you wanted him to give you a blowjob. But if you wanted to fuck him up the ass, he will give you the money back that he paid for the can of Crisco and he will also give you the money back that he paid for the box of condoms and he will give you the change back that he paid for the box of tampons that he paid for his baby sister or you could get a free anonymous blowjob at an adult book store.

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    • Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!

    Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!

    Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...

    A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"

    "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"

    They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"

    "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"

    My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

    Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.

    Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.

    As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"

    My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    My grandfather told me I’m too reliant on technology, so I unplugged his life support and called him a hypocrite. I doubt he ever said that to anyone ever again.

    Some guy was mad at his ex-wife! So he threw a bottle of alcohol into her house when he was drunk.

    And realized when he was being questioned for arson, his cigarette was in the rim of the bottle.

    How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

    Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

    Kids are so ungrateful sometimes. I bought a wheelchair for my son. Did he say thank you? Nope! That mtf just sat in his wheelchair the whole time crying the whole day. 😐

    What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.

    What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.

    What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.

    Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.

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    • I was speaking at my grandpa's funeral and I told everybody his last words: "You still holding the ladder?"