Hes jokes

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.

"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

If you play FNF, I play a game because he has two balls, boi.

"Bill? Bill?" Bill hears faintly in the distance.

Bill Nye snapped back into reality only to find he had peed all over the set.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

Why did the chief go to jail?

Because he beat the eggs and whipped the cream!

My dad went for the milk, but he left his wheelchair.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Why did the doctor get mad?

Because he was losing his patients.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.