Hes jokes
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Why does Santa not have any children?
He only cums once a year.
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill.
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill,
And he needed a painkiller pill.
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Memes
Why is James depressed?........ because he's a bitch.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do an Apple company and an orphanage have that are different?
Apples actually get picked... Unlike little Timmy here... He's been here for 16 years.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.
Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
My father died in 9/11. It's such a shame. He was a great pilot. 😔