Hes jokes
Looks like he never charged up fully.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
Q: Why did frosty pull down his pants?
A: He heard the snowblower coming.
Why did he die?
Because God made a mistake and pressed Ctrl+Z.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a "fret."
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen Hawking got into a fight, he could not stand up for himself.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
What do you call Stephen Hawking when he eats too much?
As fat as Ben Dingley.
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella. He sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!