Hes jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What's small, has no dad, and looks like Bugs Bunny?
Ben after he trips over the giant curb!
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.
Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.
Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.
Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
There was a fancy dress party; the theme was emotions.
One guy came dressed in green, and he was envy; another person came dressed in red, and she was anger; another guy came dressed in blue, and he was sadness. Two Indians came, one came with a hole in a pear and his d*** was in the pear, said he was deep in dis"pear." The other Indian came with his d*** in custard, and he said he was f***ing dicustard!