Hes jokes
Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because he's a registered sex offender.
What is Trump's favorite snack?
Cheetos.
(Get it? He looks like a Cheeto!)
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt.
The doctor says to the woman, "There was good and bad news." The woman says she wants the bad news first. The doctor says, "The bad news is the baby had red hair." Then he said, "The good news is, it is dead."
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Stephen Hawking isn’t dead, he’s just using VPN.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
What happened when a hammer punished the nail?
He hit him.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.