Why was the German in a hurry?
Because he was Rush-ian to get to work.
Hes Jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Build a man a fire, he will be warm for a day. Give him some Tfox merch, and he will be on fire.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
So you know how sheets are always so tight at hotels?
Well I looked under the bed and there is a freaking room cleaner holding the sheets. All he says is "Don't ask or you shall die!"
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
Did you hear about the guy whose left side got cut off!
But he’s all right now.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Alle kinder hedder Rune, undtagen Kurt, han hedder Rune.
All the kids are named Rune, except Kurt, he is named Rune.
Alle Kinder heißen Melissa, nur nicht Melissa, er heißt Kurt fra Zonen.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "Can I have a drink of H2O?" Then the second says, "Can I have a drink of H2O2?" and he dies.
They say Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, too bad he doesn't cry.
Two brothers were arguing. One went: "You're an idiot!"
The other went: "Your brother's a mother!"
He replied: "Yeah, I know. Thanks for agreeing with me."
