Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he had no home to go to.
Hes Jokes
Why can’t the blind man see?
He just can’t see. 🫤
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
I ate a man because he was dead!
Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
I saw my midget neighbor at a bus stop.
"Jump in, I'll give you a lift home," I said.
"Bugger off!" he shouted back.
"What an ungrateful little man," I thought as I zipped up my backpack and continued my walk.
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
Saying a Kobe joke after he died tends to ignite a fire in the people you say it to.
There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.
Why does the kid in the wheelchair get bullied all the time?
Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him, "Go big or go home," he/she only had one option.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
