This dad went out hunting, he killed a deer. He came home and he and his wife decided to have it for dinner but not tell their kids. Instead, they made them guess. The dad said, "It's something that daddy calls mommy." The little girl yells to her brother, "Don't eat it! It's an ass!"
Why can you say "Kobe" even though you missed?
Because he didn't land either.
At least he always has a shoulder to cry on.
What did Stephen Hawking say when he rode a bike?
"Hey look...no hands...or legs!"
Stephen Hawking doesn't go for a stroll. He goes for a roll.
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
Funny how Hawking rhymes with talking and walking and he can't do either. And first 4 letters of his Christian name spells step and he also can't do that.
Stephen Hawking was a bit of a hardcase. He didn't let people push him around.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking was a spac. But if you put an E on the end, you get space, and he loved that.
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Why did my brother cross the road ? Because he was looking for his brain
Q:What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend
A:he wiped his ass
Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
Do you know Stephen is dead? He doesn't have a stone. Do you know how to find him? A metal detector.
dont make fun of the emo kid or he’s gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the suicide squad
Kobe never missed a shot, but he missed the helipad.
I'm going to hell!
