He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
he sing he dance he he
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Yo dad is like a boomerang;he never comes back.
my dad was in 9/11 thats rude and he was a great pilot
What do you do if your online friend wants to commit suicide? You can't do anything, he's already on line.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.
Bobby had 54 dicks (54).
He took 33 pills a month (5433).
Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).
(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!
Why was 10 scared? Because he was in between 6 9
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
