Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Hes Jokes
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
A blind man handed me a piece of paper. It said, "⠊⠋ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠉⠁⠝ ⠞⠗⠁⠝⠎⠇⠁⠞⠑ ⠞⠓⠊⠎ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠁⠗⠑ ⠛⠁⠽."
I have no idea how he knew.
My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
He installed a hacked client on his MC server called cancer.exe.
He is helping world hunger by feeding cancer.
He sing, he dance, he he.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
People were deciding how to punish a terrible criminal, and one man came up with a great idea.
He sat him in a movie theater with no food at all and made him watch a 12 hour documentary about the country Hungary.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
They say there's a person capable of murder in every friendship group. I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
Yo dad is like a boomerang; he never comes back.
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
