It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
your dads hair line was so long that he died
My father, who flew the plane, couldn't have a funeral, he went everywhere.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Steven Hawkins don’t have a dick he has a microchip
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party : because he had no body to go with him
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
He pimples?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the Twin Towers, he will pop up.
Also, my mom's great grandpa killed Hitler.
