Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Same old boring ass day, until a person with Parkinson's fainted and got everyone's attention.
He really shook things up today.
Why did the orphan cross the road Because he was tired of waiting for the milk
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What does Hitler's partner say when he begins?
"Hindin!"
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
if you hit an orphan on the arm, what will he do, tell his parents?
what did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing he was hanging
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school Because he cheated on a test
