Hes jokes
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
A Catholic priest finds a young boy crying at the top of a cliff.
“What’s wrong? Why are you crying?”
The boy points down. “Mummy and Daddy were in the car and it went over the edge.”
The priest can see the flaming wreck below. He looks around and sees no one else is about and starts to unbutton his belt.
“It’s really not your day, is it?”
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣