Hes

Hes jokes

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

What's the difference between me and a rapist?

He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.

She was just 7 years old.

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.

My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.

I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.

By the way, he was an orphan.