Hes jokes
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
Why was the American kid late to school?
Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?
Because they only gave him one test tickle.
What does Biden do? He does you.
What does do something useful unlike you?
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Steven Hawking was so excited for Christmas till he realized he got socks.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
My grandpa warned people the Titanic would sink, but they wouldn’t listen, so he kept warning them. Then he was kicked out of the theater.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.