One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean? Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
Did you hear the news? Michael jackson died, because he choked on 7 year old nuts and balls
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Yo mamma so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he was just asking her to get out the way.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I pushed a disabled kid over, and he came crawling back to me.
A guy and his girl just finished making love.
Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"
The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
