Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
Hes Jokes
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Why did he quit the internet?
People kept on (rick) rolling him.
Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
During Halloween, my friend went as a skeleton.
He refused to go into the haunted house. Looks like he was SPINE-LESS.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.
