Hes jokes
Whatβs Michael Jacksonβs favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
What do you call Hitler when he gets thrown?
A gas grenade.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic π
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What did Joe Biden say when he got pulled over?
I'm just a-Biden the law, officer.
Why doesnβt Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he canβt sniff their hair.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden like cold weather? Because heβs used to being in the teens.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
I actually think Paul Walker was a good man, he did not deserve to be burned alive.
He had a change of race tho when he died.
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.