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Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.

I know everything about Walt Disney! How he died, how his mom and dad died, how his kids died, when he was born, where he was born, and how he was born. 😏

Me and my friend are walking, we see a kid. My friend asks him why he's crying and if he lost his parents. He said, "Yeah." I slapped my friend because we were at an orphanage.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🀣

Your mama is so stupid, Patrick Starr ran away because he thought she might be contagious.

I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted β€œHi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

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    • I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

    Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

    My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.

    I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.