Herder jokes

Butcher

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*on a date*

me - "I get to work with animals all day."

her - "How sweet! What do you do?"

me - "I'm a butcher."

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  • Milk

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    Child: *drinking milk*

    Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

    Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

    Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

    Child: *realizes*

    Udder

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    Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

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