Helluva Boss jokes

Roses are tree.

I shoved a battery up my butt.

Loona from Helluva Boss is a retarded mutt.

Blitz: "HOLD ON! You better move that pussy wagon right now, or I’m gonna..."

Vortex: "You'll do what?"

Blitz: "Or I'll... uh... uh, I- I'll call HR!"

*Silence, then Verosika/me, Blitz, and Vortex bust into laughter. And then back to seriousness*

Verosika/me: "Anyway, meet my new Hellhound... Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." *leaves and flips Blitz off* "Ta-ta fuck stain."

Moxxie: ThEy CaLlEd Me A pOsSuM!! i'M nOt A pOsSuM!!