Helium

Helium Jokes

Business

I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

John

Hey John, how are you going?

Helium, yeah good, what about you?

(Hey Liam)

Chemist

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?

A: If you cannot helium, you have to curium. If you cannot curium, you have to barium!