Helicopter crash jokes
Kobe: "Don't crash!"
Helicopter: *Crashes*
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Kobe Bryant helicopter crash jokes daily.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
In other news, we are hearing of a nasty helicopter crash on the M4. Let's cross live to our eye-in-the-sky, Mark. Mark?
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!