Heir jokes
when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
I have the heart of my mom, the face of my dad, the eyes of my grandpa, the ears of my grandma, and the hair of my uncle. We don't look anything alike; I just collect body parts.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Community talk
Dagger, whos ur faorvir piple oin heire
GENESIS 15 The Lord’s Covenant With Abram 1After this, the word of the Lord came to Abram in a vision: “Do not be afraid, Abram. I am your shield, your very great reward.” 2But Abram said, “Sovereign Lord, what can you give me since I remain childless and the one who will inherit my estate is Eliezer of Damascus?” 3And Abram said, “You have given me no children; so a servant in my household will be my heir.” 4Then th… Read more